Thursday, June 26, 2008

MCCAIN, OBAMA, & WORLD AGREE – CHILD RAPE IS BAD

MCCAIN, OBAMA, & WORLD AGREE – CHILD RAPE IS BAD

June 26, 2008

In a stirring show of bipartisanship and political courage, both presidential candidates have agreed on disagreeing with the Supreme Court ruling that struck down capital punishment for child rape. MSNBCwrites:

Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama said Wednesday they disagree with the Supreme Court’s decision to outlaw the executions of people who rape children.

What a political softball. Kill the child molesters! Support the troops! Nuke the whales! Gimmie a break! How about these guys show come cojones and get out there with Chris Hansen, go to some pervert’s mom’s house when she’s not home and entrap some social deviants? There’s no surer way to be tough on crime than to be out there quasi-enforcing without police power. Plus, its free advertising, which McCain is gonna need since Obama swims in money like Scrooge McDuck.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

JOE LIEBERMAN’S A RACIST

JOE LIEBERMAN’S A RACIST

June 5, 2008

Sen. Joe Lieberman, John McCain’s foreign policy attack dog, took presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama to task yesterday after Obama spoke to the pro-Israeli AIPAC. Why? Because he’s a dirty racist. The Huffington Post reports:

During a Senate vote Wednesday, Obama dragged Lieberman by the hand to a far corner of the Senate chamber and engaged in what appeared to reporters in the gallery as an intense, three-minute conversation.

While it was unclear what the two were discussing, the body language suggested that Obama was trying to convince Lieberman of something and his stance appeared slightly intimidating.

Afraid of a black man, huh, Joe? For shame. There’s no way he’d be acting like that if John Kerry were looming over him in the corner of the Senate chamber. Lieberman’s interns will begin locking the doors to his office whenever Sen. Obama walks by and pretty soon he’ll be giving a tour and start telling middle-school children not to make eye contact with Obama and to put their wallets in their front pockets.