OBAMA CAN KISS BILL CLINTON’S ASS

OBAMA CAN KISS BILL CLINTON’S ASS

June 30, 2008

Bill Clinton is taking his wife’s primary defeat in stride. If the phrase “taking it in stride” means acting like an entitled little bitch. The London Telegraph reports:

A senior Democrat who worked for Mr Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr Obama could “kiss my ass” in return for his support.

He’s saying he’s not going to reach out, that Obama has to come to him.

The only three words that come to mind right now in an effort to describe Bill Clinton’s conduct are class, class, and class. For a man who brought so much dignity and gravitas to the oval office, you’d think he would be a little more buttoned up. Just goes to show, you never really know someone.

HILLARY IS A SENATOR?

HILLARY IS A SENATOR?

June 25, 2008

Sen. Hillary Clinton returned the the Senate! The Washington Post’s Dana Milbank writes:

As she returned in defeat to her old home in the Senate yesterday, she was received as if in triumph. And, in a sense, her stature had increased during the failed primary battle: She left as a legislator but returned as the leader of an 18 million-strong movement of women and working-class voters — a group whose support Clinton’s Democratic colleagues fervently desire.

This broad is the most successful loser in the history of loss. She’s like the peg legged asthmatic little leaguer who gets a trophy just for competing even though he never really played and definitely sucked, only its not a trophy its a lot of money from Obama supporters and some sweet as committee appointments from Harry Reid. If this is what losing is supposed to be like, my life should be WAY better than it is.

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BILL CLINTON WANTS OBAMA TO WIN

BILL CLINTON WANTS OBAMA TO WIN

June 24, 2008

The Huffington Post writes:

Former President Clinton said through a spokesman Tuesday that he is committed to helping Barack Obama become president, his first comments in support of his wife’s former rival since their primary ended three weeks ago.

You know, Bill Clinton was right. This whole this is the biggest fairy tale I’ve ever seen. I guess this is the happy ending part of the fairy tale where everybody lives happily ever after. Do you think Obama and Clinton will have kids and name them after their respective heroes Jessie Jackson and Larry Flynt like Harry Potter did with his kids? I think that would be cute.

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